Yesterday morning I was lying in bed during that I’m-not-quite-awake-but-know-I’m-not-going-to-be-able-to-go-back-to-sleep time when I heard noises at the front door. Followed by more noises in the house. Followed by even more unrecognizable sounds.
Convinced a kidnapper was out to get me, or worse yet Sadie, or a robber had busted in to take all my earthly possessions, I began to freak out.
“Do I just play dead already if they come in?” (I’ve watched 24 folks…Jack Bauer’s got nothing on me)
“Do I pretend to be asleep and in a coma?”
“Do I scream like a girl and wet my pants and just start crying?”
I was scared.
And I’m not often scared.
The noises subdued for a few minutes, and then started again.
(It’s about 7:45 a.m. mind you)
I decided I needed to escape.
Opening a closet door or wardrobe cabinet to get clothes would have been too risky.
Clad in my sexiest of boxers, I texted a friend to call in 5 minutes and if I didn’t answer call the police to come to my house.
(Really, I was scared).
I opened the window. And since I am awkward and was nervous I couldn’t get the screen out.
So I busted through it (Jack Bauer style) and ran out of the house.
I walked around back.
And saw my friend Kayla through the window.
Some robber.
Not a kidnapper.
A dear friend with a key.
Who needed to make a pit stop before work.
Who didn’t think I was home.
For all those concerned: I think my heart is in pretty good shape.
Because after a few choice words and belly roll laughter, it was still pounding through my chest..

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